Two Weeks in Italy

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Post 1 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Thursday, 08-Nov-2007 12:34:52

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.  Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like     me to bring for you?"
The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl !!!"
The woman kept quiet and left. 
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?"
"Very good, thank you."
"And, what happened to my present?"
"Which present?" She asked.
"The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!"
"Oh, that" she said "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for 9 months to see if it is a girl !!!" 

Moral of the story: 
Don't tempt a woman, they are dangerously intelligent!

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 08-Nov-2007 12:41:21

LOL Serves him right.

Post 3 by soaring eagle (flying high again!) on Thursday, 08-Nov-2007 12:42:41

oh boy!!

Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 08-Nov-2007 13:41:03

<lol>
What kind of intelligence does it take to get screwed in Italy?

Bob